Found this on the Xena Message board:) love the Superman and iron one lol.
On A Hair Dryer from Sears:
Do Not Use While Sleeping
On A Bar Of Dove Soap:
Directions- Use Like Regular Soap
On Swann Frozen Foods:
Serving Suggestion- Defrost Before Eating
On A Shower Cap:
Fits One Head
On The BOTTOM of a Tesco Tiramisu Dessert:
Warning! Do Not Turn Upside Down!
On M&S Bread and Butter Pudding:
Warning! May Be Hot After Heating!
On A Rowenta Iron:
Do Not Iron Clothes On Body
On Infant's Cough Medicine:
Warning! Do Not Drive Car Immediately After Consuming!
On Nytol Sleeping Pills:
Warning! May Cause Drowsiness!
On Christmas Lights:
For Indoor and Outdoor use ONLY!
On A Superman Costume:
The Wearing of this Garment does not enable one to fly
On a bottle of ALL laundry detergent:
Remove clothing before distributing in washing machine.
On an American Airlines Packet Of Nuts:
Directions-Open Packet, Eat Nuts
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